The announcement sounded over the neighborhood loudspeaker: "This is your Crow Host." There was a long pause, followed by, "I'm not sure which way I'm supposed to face." What?
As it turns out, he was perched in the middle of loudspeakers pointing in four different directions.
Gotcha.
(Ooh. I thought about coloring in these pictures, but that turned out worse than these black and white ones (and I don't even like them) so will post the lesser of the two evils. This happened once before and it didn't work then either. I still don't know how to color multiple crows right. One crow by itself, I can manage, but when I get one crow in front of another, it gets all funny. I'll show you later.)
